even jeff goldblum can't save this

Jurassic Park: The Lost World is on Bravo right now. A few thoughts:
- I'm still mourning Michael Crichton. ;(
- The first Jurassic Park book was epic. The movie was a very good adaptation.
- The second book, The Lost World, managed to bring Ian Malcom back from the dead.
- It's pretty kickass for a sequel.
- Ian Malcom is the coolest Crichton character.
- Ian Malcom is badass.
- Jeff Goldblum plays Ian Malcom.
- The Lost World movie sucks.
- Even with Jeff Goldblum.
- Dude, that guy is wacko.
- The movie has Vince Freaking Vaughn. Jurassic Park. Vince Vaughn. NO.

It's sad because Jeff Goldblum = cool and Ian Malcom = cool and Dinosaurs = fuckin' awesome but The Lost World just butchers the book and...yeah.

Also random thought: remember that series of cheesy movies from the 90's about miniature dinosaurs? I don't remember what it was called but they were amusing. Listen, it might have been called Miniature Dinosaurs for all I know. Damnit.