ahaha

So there's this site, Baby's Named A Bad, Bad Thing, and it's pretty funny, this person making fun of stupid baby names, and here's my favorite bit:
"i named my daughters differently,

(as opposed to naming them the same? "...and these are my daughters, Brandy.")

...the younger one is kryslyn (like chrislynn)

Death to all vowels! The Ministry of Truth says vowels are plus undoublethink. Vowels are a Eurasian plot! Big Brother, leading us proles to victory!"

And SNL is on rerun, which sucks.
I was watching Santa Claus Conquers The Martians, for a bit, and ahh dear God that's...it's...well, here's one of my favorite lines:Earth has had Santa for too long. And, apparently, Martians are humans with bad face makeup and wacky helmets. They have to consult this one wise, all knowing dude (I guess?) with the problem that all the Mars children. Because the Martian children watch too much Earth TV. HOW ARE THEY GETTING EARTH TV? Crazy signals and whatnot? Anyway, they're all like, dude what's up with dat? And he's (sidenote: my mom just told me to turn the volume down on the tv (she sleeps onthe couch in the living room and the computer is in the living room and then asked, 'what are you tyyping' and I said, 'iunno i'm just typing...is that alright?' and then she went all, OF COURSE IT'S ALL RIGHT DON'T HAVE A ATTITUDE WITH ME. parents are crazy.) he's all, "Hmm. What time of year is it?" and the Martian leader was all, "it's SEPTOBER." He didn't say it in caps. That was me. SEPTOBER. Why would Martians have SIMILIAR SOUNDING MONTHS? Also, he was a totally incompetent leader. Instead of, oh I donno, making up their own crazy Christmas or whatnot, they decide to steal Earth's Santa. GEEEENIUS.
Ack, Jonas Brothers. SNL Rerun. Still, I did enjoy Andy Samberg calling the Jonas Brothers 'Highlanders'. For the Digital Short.
I wanna talk about this trip-thing I'm going on but tomorrow. Because I'm gonna go watch Farscape. On the internet. i quite like it.