Re: Stupid signs at my high school.
"GO GET EM'." Nothing obviously wrong with this. 'cept for the wrong aprostrophe placement. Friend Heather was pissed about this one more then the next. I was leaning towards this one as the worst...
"WRESTELING: WEDNESDAY." At first I thought this said "WRESTLEING." Which is slighter more forgivable. Like, wrestle with an ing. verb + ing = CONJUGATED. It's a foolproof formula. But WRESTELING? That's not...close. At all. It's unforgivable. When I saw this I lost faith in humanity. It's cliched, but true.
Waiting for the new shirt.woot, although it's probably already up and I am delaying gratification.
Quantum Leap is ruling my liiiife. I finished the first season last night...or today? No, last night, because I was up late crocheting a penguin and was too lazy to switch the disk and so I turned on TV Land (where a season 9 or 10 or 11 M*A*S*H epi was on and I will bet you one hundred dollars it was written and directed by Alan Alda. Because it was all about Hawkeye. Fuhreals. Some girl dies and he has to do the eulogy and he spins it around to make it about him. Shut up, Alda.) Back to QL.
Season One is only 9 episodes, since it was a midseason replacement. It ended with Sam leaping into 1951 or 60 as a woman. Well, it just showed up in a girly bathtub and some girl's like, Samantha, you need to get ready, Miss Executive Secretary. But the second season picks up, Sam's a fireman and Al's trying to convince the "Board" for the Project not to axe the project. Apparently, no one believes Sam is leaping through time since Al's the only one who can hear/see him and no one believes Al. Bwahah. Anyway, Sam then leaps (two leaps an epi, yay!) into the body of Some Guy on a Honeymoon and then he has to save his bride and fix the future, blah, anyway. My problem is that the Season One ender had him leaping into someone else! And then, then...the Disco Inferno one, I thiiink...no, it was The Americanization of Machiko, at the end, had him leap back to Jesse, the black guy from Season 1. And then, the next episode, they picked up with him being Miss Samantha the Secretary...
I think it's the DVDs. Flipping DVDS. Anyway, Sam-as-a-girl was amusing. Al, who sees Sam as everyone else sees him - some bodacious bod (holy shit holy shit why did I just say 'bodacious'?) and Al's like, in love with him. As I say this I know it will seem sarcastic but I'm not, it was hilarious. Scott Bakula in dresses and heels was fucking funny, too. Err...I can't remember the other episodes on this disk. Machiko, which was good about Sam as a Navy sailor who comes back from Japan with a Japanese wife and his hick town and hick mom and the hick repairman are pissed off and racist. Reminded me of my brother Kody, who's in the Navy and wants to go to Japan to "get himself an asian wife." Lols Kody. Oh another one was Disco Inferno where Sam's some stunt guy in the 70's. Sub-par. The best part was the part where they were watching 70's SNL because 70's SNL was good.
Things to do-
1. Make a dragon ami for Heather.
2. Spend fifth hour learning how to play Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock with Heather.
3. QUANTUM LEEEAAAP.
07 January 2009
high school est stupido
Labels:
heather,
high school,
kody,
m*a*s*h,
people are stupid mofos,
quantum leap,
things to do
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment