Haven't posted in a while. For various reasons. Failing out of school and such.
I gave blood today! At the school blood drive. The guy who took my blood, we called him Doctor Octopus because he looked like motherfucking DOC OCK. From Spider-Man. Seriously. Like at any moment you would expect him to go ARGHH ROBOT ARMS!! and snatch all the blood and run off. Or uh something. And he was drawing my blood and kept on saying things like 'you all right? my donors never get hurt, i never hurt my donors' and I wanted to mention the fact that last time I did the blood drive (octoberrr I think) he took my blood and they did it wrong and I had this huuge bruise on meh arm for weeks, it was icky and hurty. Anyway. Blood was succesfully drawn. My brother Blake got his blood drawn, too, they almost messed up on him but they got it all sorted out and I shouldn't be drinking caffiene but I am because I am so very out of it. Not because of blood drive perchance. 3rd time I've given blood. I've saved some goddamn lives today.
Blake just called mom a few minutes ago to tell her about his Vending Machine Victory! where he put a buck in to buy a Gatorade and it gave him 1.75 in quarters back, I dunno why he'd call mom to tell her this, and I was all, BLAKE tell our mother we have SAVED SOME LIVES TODAY and that we DESERVE ARBY'S DAMNIT but no tonight is frozen pizza which is just as good honestly. Motherfucking LIFE SAVERS living here, got that? B positive suckas.
Oh what else. It is windy here. ARGHH I've got library things to return. Will do that...oh damn, right nows I think sheet 'cuz Leap's on at 4 and lib closes at 5. Darn.
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