frightening

So it's my lunch break but I have to talk about this, this being one of the most frightening back covers of books I have ever seen: it was a Danielle Steel one, like Gran Dad or something weird like that, and okay, that's alright, but the back had this weird picture of her, Danielle Steel that is. She's wearing this sort of wrap around cape thing, and has one of her hand tucked under it so she kind of looks like she's doing the pregnant-woman-hand-on-belly thing but it's very strange. Above the photo there's : 400 Million Copies in Print or whatever, but below it is what scared me:
EVERYBODY READs DANIELLE STEEL
like holy shit, this is not ADVICE this is a COMMAND like READ DANIELLE STEEL OR DIE.