some thoughts

I like to think that in addition to being the fattest president, William Howard Taft was also the funniest president.
I'm terrified of Morning Glory. It's a plant I have on my table in Greenhouse and someone mysteriously planted it there, in some pots, and now it's taking over fucking everything and it grows so quickly and wraps around everything and now it's going after my petunias and I don't trust it. I confessed this fear to the student teacher and she was all, ehh what? But some girl said she'd take the morning glory. Good. My bacopa is safe now.
Did you know WD-40 stands for "Water Displacement, 40th Attempt"? Ha, yes.
I'm gonna put googly eyes (or paper eyes) on my mom's spider-plant. I don't trust it. With a name like spider plant? Yeah. Creepy.