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Right now I am torn between finished this flower/flower pot I am crocheting or finishing reading The Fabulous Riverboat. The second (sidenote: lols Castle. This show is adequately amusing.) book in the Riverworld series. It's about Sam Clemens, aka MARK FLIPPING TWAIN, and he wants to build a big riverboat. But there's treachery abound and engineering and it's a tad boring. I wish they'd go back to Richard Burton. He's bad ass. And I hope Sam gets his Riverboat and Erik doesn't kill him and I hope somebody kills John. John like King John, Tricky John, the one everyone hates.
Anyway. I've started doing this thing called emailing my mom. And, yeah, akward moment today, we were talking and somewhat randomly she goes, "do you guys know what fisting is?" and me and Blake stop and I was all, "did you just...ask the question I thought you asked?" and blake was all, stop. stop now. And yeah. Please stop, mom. She mentioned something about a girl in the hospital, couldn't hear her over 'stop. stop talking, mom.'

Also I have to go write some haiku to put into the poetry contest at the library. I like haiku. I wrote one about the Loch Ness monster today.