fun in foods

I know what you're thinking, wtf you just posted a blog. WELL THIS ONE has a different topic, which is how hilarious my foods and nutrition class is. Specifically, my table & friends.

So actually, I barely know this one girl-her hair is blue so I call her Blue, ha- but we clearly think a lot a like, we make dirty jokes and she enjoyed watching Yellow Submarine with me and she laughs at weird things like me. And Heather is at my table, and I know her, and this other girl I don't really know but doesn't hate us so she's alright. And. So. I have a thing against the teacher in this class, Mrs Romesburg, we have been rivals since my freshmen year when I had personal choices and went about making a ruckus and being loud and subersive, I assume? also I wrote something about her in my newspaper, but that's a different story. SO TODAY we were given this 'pre-test' and Mrs. R was like, 'it's not worth anything, just put down what you know, it won't count against you if you get it wrong' and I was like, 'so if it doesn't really count do i have to do it then?' and she says yes and so I just randomly start circling things and writing the wrong answers obnoxiously. Like 'how many tablespoons in a cup?' TWENTY THREE. and 'which of these has the most calcium?' and I crossed out the answers and put CANDY?

The best part was the last question, which was short answer. It said, 'What are your nutritional concerns?' I didn't want to be boring and put stuff like 'calories' or 'not getting enough iron' or some bs, so I wrote, in a sort of cramped, serious hand- 'sometimes I am afraid my food is going to try & eat ME' and I showed it to Blue, who thought it was mucho hilarious, so she wrote on hers, 'I am afraid of BECOMING what I eat, like turning into a donut and getting eaten' and then she drew a donut. On my sheet she drew an ice cream cone with a mouth and eyes and teeth coming after stick figure me with the words 'OMNOMNOM' and me with 'oh no'. Heather, who is always too wordy and more concerned with the word that make up a joke rather then the joke itself, wrote 'how do I know what i eating hasn't been around me for years?' and I told her to add, 'soylent green=people' just to clean it up a bit. I actually wanted her to write 'I do not want to be a cannibal' but she did not. She is not too good with jokes but she is very good at writing. (her essay she wrote today is super impressive, words and quotes and page numbers and all, it's scary and also I am so glad I switched out of AP)

Anyway, we spent the class laughing and giggling at back, because then we made more dirty jokes and I told Blue if she turned into a muffin, I would eat her, because I fucking love muffins.